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'Thought vampires were dead? Well of course they are, but Jim McDoniel proves that don't have to be boring. Charming characters I’d love to visit again.” ― Lynsay Sands, New York Times best-selling author of The Argeneau series “A darned good read.finished it in one sitting. 'An Unattractive Vampire is an incredibly unique story and a breath of fresh air for fans of vampire fiction.' ― “In much the same vein (Pun intended!) as What We Do in the Shadows, Jim McDoniel's An Unattractive Vampire is a perfect book to take to the a sun-soaked, vampyre-free beach for a nice, relaxing day of reading.with not one sparkly vampire in sight.” ― Claire Fallon, Fanbase Press In addition to a lot of violence and nihilistic critiques, it finds ways to comment on the hypocrisies of our own culture.” ― Steve Pattee, Horror Talk “ An Unattractive Vampire is a humorous homage to all kinds of vampirism in pop culture, littered with references to TV shows, movies, and books.But Unattractive doesn't hold back when it comes to dark humor. Yes, it’s that entertaining.' ― Dread Central 'I wouldn’t be surprised if someone eventually makes a movie about this book. “Jim McDoniel’s first novel is quirky, wild, and weird, and definitely for those who hate those “sexy” vampire stereotypes – who like their monsters nice and gross.” ―Geeks of Doom With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead.“Witty debut.Engagingly complex characters and wry humor will keep readers coming back for more.” ― Publishers Weekly Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. Apparently he's just too ugly-modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good.

After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile-also known as the Curséd One, the Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors-awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire.

Jim McDoniel's debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. Or sparkly.' - Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt, Sword & Laser Charming characters I'd love to visit again.' - Lynsay Sands, New York Times best-selling author of The Argeneau series 'A darned good read.finished it in one sitting.

An Unattractive Vampire by Jim McDoniel